Scientific Data for Hiring Me
August 28, 2011
Based on survey data, the above chart shows the quality of M. Knight Shyamalan’s movies. This is clear scientific evidence that you should hire me. You can’t argue with science.
I look forward to starting for you on Monday.
I’m surprised that The Village and The Happening aren’t lower on that scale. Seriously…the PLANTS!?
I can’t believe they let him make movies after The Village. Clearly, he ran out of good ideas after The Sixth Sense.
I know! …and there are thousands of similar cases of people who are working beyond their level of competence while those of us who clearly know better are not. Unfortunately many of them are working in positions with hiring authority. Sucks.
All that time you spend in the bathroom to get away from the kids is finally paying off…brilliant visual!
This is my most compelling argument yet for hiring me. If M. Knight Shyamalan-ding-dong is still allowed to make movies after The Village, I should be allowed to work.