Bad Attitude

From: ‘Peter Bentley’
To: ‘David Kaa’
Date: Tuesday, January 17, 2012 1:16 PM
Subject: Blog

I was reading your blog. You really need to take some of those posts down. No one is going to hire you with that attitude.

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From: ‘David Kaa’
To: ‘Peter Bentley’
Date: Tue, January 17, 2012 1:27 PM
Subject: Blog

Thanks for the advice. You are absolutely right. I’m going to try something more positive instead. Like this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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From: ‘Peter Bentley’
To: ‘David Kaa’
Date: Tuesday, January 17, 2012 1:29 PM
Subject: Blog

You can’t keep putting this type of stuff up there. Employers are looking for any reason they can to eliminate you. Don’t give them a reason.

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From: ‘David Kaa’
To: ‘Peter Bentley’
Date: Tue, January 17, 2012 1:30 PM
Subject: Blog

I think I gave them a reason to hire me – I’m smiling. That’s much better than I use to do. Usually I frown when giving the finger. No one likes a frowny face. I think I’m showing some real progress here, Peter. It’s all about the baby steps.

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From: ‘Peter Bentley’
To: ‘David Kaa’
Date: Tuesday, January 17, 2012 1:33 PM
Subject: Blog

This is exactly the attitude I’m talking about. You’re a real talented writer. I would hate to see you lose out on opportunities because of what you’re posting.

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From: ‘David Kaa’
To: ‘Peter Bentley’
Date: Tue, January 17, 2012 1:47 PM
Subject: Blog

Ok, How about this?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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From: ‘Peter Bentley’
To: ‘David Kaa’
Date: Tuesday, January 17, 2012 1:49 PM
Subject: Blog

I love your sense of humor. I really do. But not everyone else does. Don’t go posting pictures of yourself giving the middle finger. I don’t care what you’re doing in them. Don’t do it! EVER!

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From: ‘David Kaa’
To: ‘Peter Bentley’
Date: Tue, January 17, 2012 1:56 PM
Subject: Blog

Pete,

I’ve been spending the last seven minutes thinking about what you said, and you’re right. Not everyone is going to “get” me. I understand you’re just trying to help. I don’t want to stop blogging altogether. It’s something I really enjoy, and as you said, it highlights my writing talents. It also keeps me from swallowing my tongue after I come to the metaphysical realization that laundry never ends.

Actually, it’s not even metaphysical. It never really ends. Unless you’re dead. Or become a nudist. You know, seeing that I never leave the house or the car, I’m thinking pants aren’t really necessary. No one is ever going to see me below the waist.

But I digress. I need to find a way to highlight my skills in a more “can do” manner. What do you think of this?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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From: ‘Peter Bentley’
To: ‘David Kaa’
Date: Tuesday, January 17, 2012 2:02 PM
Subject: Blog

Obviously you don’t care about putting food on the table for your kids. I would think that after 2 years of searching you would get the hint. No one is going to hire you if you keep this up.

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From: ‘David Kaa’
To: ‘Peter Bentley’
Date: Tue, January 17, 2012 2:11 PM
Subject: Blog

Look, I added the Terminator Robot. Those movies were really popular. I bet he could really help me in my job search.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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From: ‘Peter Bentley’
To: ‘David Kaa’
Date: Tuesday, January 17, 2012 2:19 PM
Subject: Blog

 Do whatever you want. Just don’t post this email thread on your blog.
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 From: ‘David Kaa’
To: ‘Peter Bentley’
Date: Tue, January 17, 2012 2:20 PM
Subject: Blog
I won’t.
Smooches,
Dave
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  • http://twitter.com/pavlova3 Tina

    You know, *that* is a genuine smile! Leave it up. If any potential employers see that picture, they’ll admire you. Seriously.

    • http://www.themanwifechronicles.com/ David Kaa

      That’s also a genuine middle finger.

  • camille bell

    See potential employers should love this. It shows you can be a good sport while they are fucking you over, no?

    • http://www.themanwifechronicles.com/ David Kaa

      Personally, I think it shows how I can maintain my composure under adversity. I mean, really, this guy was being a dick.