The Manwife Chronicles

If kids are in the car – Acceptable. You’re doing it for the children.

If kids aren’t in the car – Acceptable because, let’s be honest, it’s friggin catchy. It doesn’t even have to be on the radio. You can just sing it. Just not at red lights.

If you don’t have kids – Why do you know that song? Clearly this is a sign that you’re some sort of pedophile. If you are not a pedophile, you now know you are. Please seek help.

If you are a kid – Not acceptable. I don’t want to be singing that song at a red light, without kids in the car and it isn’t even on the radio. People will think I’m some sort of pedophile.

If you some day want kids – Not acceptable. No one is going to procreate with you singing that shit.

If you don’t some day want kids – Acceptable. No one is going to procreate with you singing that shit.

What the hell is So Call Me Maybe? - Possible the worst song ever. You click that link and it’s going to be stuck in your head. You’ll end up singing it at a red light. Then some kid walking by will think you’re trying to lure then into the car. They’ll call the cops when they find out you’re just some creepy childless person singing a pop song at a red light that isn’t even on the radio, and next your doing 10 – 15 with a fat bald guy named Frank who likes to tell you stories about his cats on the outside. Don’t do 10 – 15 with a fat bald guy named Frank who likes to tell you stories about his cats on the outside. Don’t click that link.