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• 2010 - Let's Hope it Doesn't Suck

  Created: Thursday, 31 December 2009 22:05

  I was doing some quick math the other day, and come to the realization that I worked about a total of five months in 2009. I'm starting to think 2010 HAS to be better. I can't possible see how it could be worse. I can sum the year up in chronological orde...

• Manwife Erotica

  Created: Saturday, 26 December 2009 18:08

  It's amazing how your idea of "sexy" changes when you have no job, and sit home all day fighting the evil forces of dirt and clutter. Little did I know that women don't find anything sexier than a man, in an apron, on all fours, scrubbing a toilet on ...

• Sense of Humor Failure

  Created: Thursday, 24 December 2009 04:25

  So, apparently, the whole girls bike blog didn't go over too well with dear old mom. Which means I'll probably get written back into the will ... so she can write me back out again. Anyway, even though there was a bit of a sense of humor failure, she was ...

• Because I Said So

  Created: Wednesday, 23 December 2009 17:01

  I'm pretty sure that there are some age old sayings all parents have used. Passed down through the generations since the dawn of time.What the hell is wrong with you?Jesus Christ, how many times do I have to tell you?If I have to come in there...That is n...

• Manwife Parenting Tip #65 - Don't Let Your Kids Fart in Your Ear

  Created: Monday, 21 December 2009 22:45

  I know what you're thinking - huh? Look, it can happen to anyone. It's not like I was sitting around drinking beer and thought, "Gee, I wonder what it would be like if my giant six year old sat on my head and farted in my ear." He's six, alright. The...

• The Return of Manwife - I Still Can't Fold a Fitted Sheet

  Created: Friday, 18 December 2009 16:11

  So, apparently, I'm not very good at the "job" thing. Because after about five months of work ... I'm unemployed again. Time to break back out the apron - Manwife is back! The good news is, being Manwife is liking riding a bike - you never forget. Althoug...

• Almost Jesus - Stories of a Dysfunctional Childhood: I Get A Girls Bike

  Created: Friday, 18 December 2009 15:47

  This Christmas I'm buying the boy his first bike. Well, it's sort of a Christmas/Birthday gift since the two are so close to each other. Then I have the girl's birthday on New Year's Eve and I'm going to go broke. I blame my wife for being such a pl...

• The Art of War

  Created: Saturday, 05 December 2009 04:17

  Raising children is very much like doing battle. Every day it's a new strategy to figure out just how to make it out alive. "Daddy, HE HIT ME." "Don't hit your sister. Can we all just sit down and eat?" "Daddy, I want to sit over there." "No, you ca...