So the other day I was thinking, "Maybe I should find a job or ... something." So I sat down and dusted off my resume. As I'm looking at it I started to notice a trend - I have been unemployed most of my life. My resume looks something like this:

College

Hang around Mom's
Hang around friend's
Get a job
Hang around
Get a new job
Get another new job, because I really didn't like that last one
Hang around, playing Mr. Mom

Get a job
Hang around, playing House Bitch

Still hanging around 

I'm not sure what this means other than, I suck at work. Maybe work just isn't for me. Maybe I was destined to be barefoot and pregnan... wait a minute. I'm not one of those "transgenders" am I? OH DEAR GOD! Now I'm all confused. 

OK, I just need to relax. This is just the PMS talking. Oh god, there it is again. 

I need to think this through. Maybe a good Lifetime movie will help me relax and clear my mind. I'll post later, but tomorrow is Thursday and that is laundry day. So I may not get around to another post until Monday. Oh, right, I need to mop the floors at some point.

I'm sure I'll find find time in between laundry folding and arranging the underwear drawer according to the color wheel.